What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
The Postal Service
professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?
me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME
im gonna be out all day n miss record store day :(
real big fan of the fashion pajama pants that are trendy rn
Enjoy It While It Lasts
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda