spoopyharry:

ive done the math and zayn maliks face is…. *takes off spectacles* my god…*lowers clipboard* zayn maliks face is scientifically ….. hella fine

(Source: greekyogurtwmango)

funeralhome420:

btiful flower garden

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

texty texts

texty texts

me peeing

me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: i am hydrated as HELL

davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

I still have an hour to kill before sectionals so I’m just lying on the kitchen floor

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: humbleanimefan)

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(Source: knightscrest)

kars:

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once the strike happens i plan on being not okay at all times

i spent 6 hours at the library today doing OnE section of calc